As Dreamers Do Part Deux

[TheFaultsofAlts]

Victoria Jackson (Former SNL star)
Amy Pascal (Fired from Columbia-TriStar for workplace bullying of MLP:FiM co-creator Blanche Boudreaux)
Kanye West (Dropped from Jive Records after his unprovoked slander of Tiffany Disney)
Dan Schneider (Still head of Miramax's children's programming division)
Butch Hartman (now head of Miramax Animation's Moscow office)
James Woods
Kevin Spacey
James Toback
Merritt Paulson (Former Portland Breakers owner ousted by the WLAF due to fostering a hostile environment for female employees. Now athletic director for Liberty University).
Roseanne Barr
Bryan Singer
AJ Galante (President of the Danbury Trashers hockey club, a subsidiary of Miramax Sports).

Surely, that can't be all of them. I distinctly remember Ray Spum, or whoever created that George Liquor abomination, also working at Miramax at some point.

1) Miramax has been adversarial against Disney for YEARS now. Going all the way back to when Harvey bashed Tiffany at an NYU luncheon in his first term in office. But before that, Walt, Jr. refused to have anything to do with Harvey after the George Liquor episode with a character that indirectly lampooned Tiff. Oh yeah and Harvey also accused Walt, Sr. of antisemitism on the campaign trail in 2000.

On the other hand, Harvey averting 9/11 ITTL saved the lives of Pat Tillman and Garnet "Ace" Bailey. Pat still plays football for the Arizona Cardinals while Ace now works for Tiffany as general manager of the Mighty Ducks of San Diego.

The founder of Miramax, now known as one of the most evil companies to work for, somehow averted the 9/11 attacks. I have no words to that.

2) Yes. Butch is Ray's boss in Moscow.

How awful.

3) Yes, much more villainous. But in recent years, Woods was fired from the role of Hades, which has now been recast with Seth Green.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the voice of an actual Disney Villain being as villainous as the guy he once did the role for.

 

[OldNavy1988]

Professional Sports as of 2009
Part Two: The Mid-Majors

World League of American Football​

Pacific Conference	Atlantic Conference	European Conference
Coastal Division	Seaboard Division	Capitol Division
Los Angeles Avengers Oakland Condors Portland Breakers Spokane Kaiju (Formerly Steelheads) Vancouver Orcas	Baltimore Ravens Hartford Knights Jacksonville Tomcats Orlando Thunder Philadelphia Stars	Barcelona Dragons London Monarchs Paris Phantoms Rome Centurions Scottish Claymores
Frontier Division	Central Divison	Metropolitan Division
Arizona Wranglers Mexico City Luchadores Oklahoma Outlaws Rocky Mountain Extreme San Antonio Texans	Birmingham Maulers Chicago Blitz Kentucky Stingers Memphis Pharaohs Toronto Huskies	Amsterdam Admirals Berlin Ogres Frankfurt Galaxy Rhein Fire Stockholm Kraken

Arena Football League​

Atlantic	North	Midwest	Southeast	Southwest	Pacific
Albany Firebirds New England Wolfpack New Jersey Red Dogs Philadelphia Soul Virginia Valor	Cincinnati Rockers Chicago Enforcers Detroit Drive Grand Rapids Rhinos Pittsburgh Gladiators	Iowa Barnstormers Kansas City Brigade Milwaukee Mustangs Minnesota Pike Quad City Steamwheelers	Carolina Cobras Georgia Force Nashville Kats Orlando Predators Tampa Bay Storm	Arizona Rattlers Colorado Crush Dallas Desperados New Orleans VooDoo Tulsa Talons	Anaheim Piranhas Sacramento Surge Salt Lake Locos Seattle Grunge Portland Platypodes

WNBA​

Eastern Conference	Western Conference
Boston Unicorns Charlotte Sting Detroit Shock Indiana Fever New York Liberty Philadelphia Belles Washington Mystics Cleveland Rhythm (2011 Expansion)	Houston Comets Las Vegas Aces Los Angeles Sparks Minnesota Lynx Phoenix Mercury Sacramento Monarchs Seattle Storm San Diego Sirens (2011 Expansion)

Major League Soccer​

Eastern Conference	Western Conference
DC United New England Revolution New York Cosmos Tampa Bay Mutiny Columbus Crew Chicago Fire Toronto Blizzard Montreal Impact Philadelphia Union Miami Herons Minnesota Loons	Colorado Rapids Los Angeles Galaxy San Jose Earthquakes Seattle Sounders Utah Highlanders Portland Timbers San Diego Sockers Houston Dynamo Kansas City Wizards Dallas Burn Vancouver Whitecaps

Canadian Football League​

Eastern Division	Western Division
Atlantic Schooners Hamilton Tiger Cats Montreal Alouettes Ottawa Renegades Quebec City Chevaliers Toronto Argonauts	BC Lions Calgary Stampeders Edmonton Elks Okanagan Kodiaks Saskatchewan Roughriders Winnipeg Blue Bombers

Women's Major League Soccer
Expansion teams in Italics
Angel City FC (Owned by Jeanie Buss)
Racing Indianapolis (Owned by Jim Irsay)
Boston Banshees (Owned by Fenway Sports Group)
Charlotte Queens (Owned by Hornets Sports & Entertainment)
Washington Freedom (Owned by Ted Leonsis)
Nashville Sweethearts (Owned by Craig Leipold)
Portland Thorns (Owned by Paul Allen)
San Diego Wave (Owned by Tiffany Disney)
Orlando Pride (Owned by Malcolm Glazer)
New York Power (Owned by MSG Holdings)
Utah Honeybees (Owned by Gail Miller)
Bay Area Cyber Rays (Owned by Ron Burkle)​

 

[Goldwind2]

Oldnavy I reamber that you agreed with my idea of kim jong nam keeping his western sympaites better unwrapped and thus he is not disinerited. I know that kim jong nam died in 2011 otl but I belive that do his bad health and eating habits that we can plausalbe speed up his death to 2009 I am looking foward to post about kim jong nam uping up north korea to forgin media and investment

 

[OldNavy1988]

Oldnavy I reamber that you agreed with my idea of kim jong nam keeping his western sympaites better unwrapped and thus he is not disinerited. I know that kim jong nam died in 2011 otl but I belive that do his bad health and eating habits that we can plausalbe speed up his death to 2009 I am looking foward to post about kim jong nam uping up north korea to forgin media and investment

Right now, Obama is lifting the Cuban embargo. It'll take some time for Kim Jong Nam to open up North Korea to the West but he might still face pushback from Jong Un.

 

[THE KINGFISH]

Right now, Obama is lifting the Cuban embargo. It'll take some time for Kim Jong Nam to open up North Korea to the West but he might still face pushback from Jong Un.

I hope this doesn’t come across as PolChat, but do the Democrats control the House and Senate to the point where a filibuster (where further debate is used to block a bill from being ratified) from the Republicans is impossible?

 

[Otakuninja2006]

Amy Pascal, fired from Columbia-TriStar, has also resurfaced at the lunatic asylum known as Miramax.

I'm not even surprised anymore........

The Entertainment Legion of Doom.

Exactly. They should just adopt the Viacom V of Doom logo as their symbol ITTL!!!!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

ALSO NO THIS IS NOT THE (IN)FAMOUS BND JUMPSCARE ONE, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL!

Tell me that's going to happen sometime soon

I really hope it does!

Victoria Jackson (Former SNL star)
Amy Pascal (Fired from Columbia-TriStar for workplace bullying of MLP:FiM co-creator Blanche Boudreaux)
Kanye West (Dropped from Jive Records after his unprovoked slander of Tiffany Disney)
Dan Schneider (Still head of Miramax's children's programming division)
Butch Hartman (now head of Miramax Animation's Moscow office)
James Woods
Kevin Spacey
James Toback
Merritt Paulson (Former Portland Breakers owner ousted by the WLAF due to fostering a hostile environment for female employees. Now athletic director for Liberty University).
Roseanne Barr
Bryan Singer
AJ Galante (President of the Danbury Trashers hockey club, a subsidiary of Miramax Sports).

@Tacomaster
Yup. Right into the hands of a President who resigned amid backlash for his mishandling of Hurricane Katrina.

1. If Kanye West was hired at Miramax after what he said about Tiffany Disney, does that mean that Miramax hates Disney?
2. Isn't Ray Spum in Moscow with Butch Hartman too?
3. If James Woods is part of Miramax ITTL, then does that mean that the Family Guy version of him is much more villainous?

And I suppose the Miramax headquarters are in Dracula's castle?

1) Miramax has been adversarial against Disney for YEARS now. Going all the way back to when Harvey bashed Tiffany at an NYU luncheon in his first term in office. But before that, Walt, Jr. refused to have anything to do with Harvey after the George Liquor episode with a character that indirectly lampooned Tiff. Oh yeah and Harvey also accused Walt, Sr. of antisemitism on the campaign trail in 2000.

On the other hand, Harvey averting 9/11 ITTL saved the lives of Pat Tillman and Garnet "Ace" Bailey. Pat still plays football for the Arizona Cardinals while Ace now works for Tiffany as general manager of the Mighty Ducks of San Diego.

2) Yes. Butch is Ray's boss in Moscow.

3) Yes, much more villainous. But in recent years, Woods was fired from the role of Hades, which has now been recast with Seth Green.

GODDAMN!!!!!!!! That's a LOT to take in!

 

[Goldwind2]

Right now, Obama is lifting the Cuban embargo. It'll take some time for Kim Jong Nam to open up North Korea to the West but he might still face pushback from Jong Un.

Well are you intersted in speeding up kim il jong death or will you wait untill 2011 for kim jong nam to take over north korea

I like the idea of kim jong um attempt a coup against nam. The coup is either a comptle faliure or it succes only for nam to escape to america and convice them to invade north korea and put him

 

[Asperman1]

2009 San Diego Comic Con

July 24
Room 6A
Walt Disney, Jr. and Britt Allcroft both formally announce that a new Thomas the Tank Engine full-length movie is in the works for a Christmas 2010 release.

It was also announced that Tiffany Disney would become the new full-time narrator for Thomas segments when Shining Time Station returns to PBS in Fall 2010. Because Tiffany is usually busy during the NHL season, traveling with her team to road games across North America, she will be available to record her narration from her office at Mighty Duck headquarters during the offseason.

Also in Room 6A
Disney, Legendary and the WGBH Educational Foundation each confirm that a clean and sober Blanche Boudreaux will return with new episodes of Cartooning Made Easy in Spring 2010.​

Just realised, is this the first english speakimg female narrator for Thomas ITTL?

 

[OldNavy1988]

Just realised, is this the first english speakimg female narrator for Thomas ITTL?

That is correct!

 

[Asperman1]

That is correct!

Well, I don't think there is any better woman for the job!

 

[THE KINGFISH]

I'm not even surprised anymore........

Me neither. "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany." - Obi Wan Kenobi

Exactly. They should just adopt the Viacom V of Doom logo as their symbol ITTL!!!!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

ALSO NO THIS IS NOT THE (IN)FAMOUS BND JUMPSCARE ONE, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL!

Nah fam, they should adopt this logo from India.

 

[Otakuninja2006]

Me neither. "You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany." - Obi Wan Kenobi

Yep. And nice Obi Wan quote.

Nah fam, they should adopt this logo from India.

Well, other than the weird sound, there's nothing really scary/creepy about that logo.............

 

[THE KINGFISH]

Yep. And nice Obi Wan quote.

Well, other than the weird sound, there's nothing really scary/creepy about that logo.............

Well, I just thought the logos from India (really most of the Indian subcontinent) were always creepier than the West. Something about how the horrible audio and video quality (probably because the hot Indian climate isn't good for storing filmstock), bizarre imagery by Western standards just makes something like Maharaja Movies, Trishul, Murghan Enterprise, and Dwarakish Chitra all look like they were forged from the fires of hell (as cliche as that sounds).

 

[Otakuninja2006]

Well, I just thought the logos from India (really most of the Indian subcontinent) were always creepier than the West. Something about how the horrible audio and video quality (probably because the hot Indian climate isn't good for storing filmstock), bizarre imagery by Western standards just makes something like Maharaja Movies, Trishul, Murghan Enterprise, and Dwarakish Chitra all look like they were forged from the fires of hell (as cliche as that sounds).

Oh...........................

Now I get it.........

And why is India's climate not good for filmstock?

 

[WB18]

Professional Sports as of 2009
Part Two: The Mid-Majors

World League of American Football​

Pacific Conference	Atlantic Conference	European Conference
Coastal Division	Seaboard Division	Capitol Division
Los Angeles Avengers Oakland Condors Portland Breakers Spokane Kaiju (Formerly Steelheads) Vancouver Orcas	Baltimore Ravens Hartford Knights Jacksonville Tomcats Orlando Thunder Philadelphia Stars	Barcelona Dragons London Monarchs Paris Phantoms Rome Centurions Scottish Claymores
Frontier Division	Central Divison	Metropolitan Division
Arizona Wranglers Mexico City Luchadores Oklahoma Outlaws Rocky Mountain Extreme San Antonio Texans	Birmingham Maulers Chicago Blitz Kentucky Stingers Memphis Pharaohs Toronto Huskies	Amsterdam Admirals Berlin Ogres Frankfurt Galaxy Rhein Fire Stockholm Kraken

Arena Football League​

Atlantic	North	Midwest	Southeast	Southwest	Pacific
Albany Firebirds New England Wolfpack New Jersey Red Dogs Philadelphia Soul Virginia Valor	Cincinnati Rockers Chicago Enforcers Detroit Drive Grand Rapids Rhinos Pittsburgh Gladiators	Iowa Barnstormers Kansas City Brigade Milwaukee Mustangs Minnesota Pike Quad City Steamwheelers	Carolina Cobras Georgia Force Nashville Kats Orlando Predators Tampa Bay Storm	Arizona Rattlers Colorado Crush Dallas Desperados New Orleans VooDoo Tulsa Talons	Anaheim Piranhas Sacramento Surge Salt Lake Locos Seattle Grunge Portland Platypodes

WNBA​

Eastern Conference	Western Conference
Boston Unicorns Charlotte Sting Detroit Shock Indiana Fever New York Liberty Philadelphia Belles Washington Mystics Cleveland Rhythm (2011 Expansion)	Houston Comets Las Vegas Aces Los Angeles Sparks Minnesota Lynx Phoenix Mercury Sacramento Monarchs Seattle Storm San Diego Sirens (2011 Expansion)

Major League Soccer​

Eastern Conference	Western Conference
DC United New England Revolution New York Cosmos Tampa Bay Mutiny Columbus Crew Chicago Fire Toronto Blizzard Montreal Impact Philadelphia Union Miami Herons Minnesota Loons	Colorado Rapids Los Angeles Galaxy San Jose Earthquakes Seattle Sounders Utah Highlanders Portland Timbers San Diego Sockers Houston Dynamo Kansas City Wizards Dallas Burn Vancouver Whitecaps

Canadian Football League​

Eastern Division	Western Division
Atlantic Schooners Hamilton Tiger Cats Montreal Alouettes Ottawa Renegades Quebec City Chevaliers Toronto Argonauts	BC Lions Calgary Stampeders Edmonton Elks Okanagan Kodiaks Saskatchewan Roughriders Winnipeg Blue Bombers

Women's Major League Soccer
Expansion teams in Italics
Angel City FC (Owned by Jeanie Buss)
Racing Indianapolis (Owned by Jim Irsay)
Boston Banshees (Owned by Fenway Sports Group)
Charlotte Queens (Owned by Hornets Sports & Entertainment)
Washington Freedom (Owned by Ted Leonsis)
Nashville Sweethearts (Owned by Craig Leipold)
Portland Thorns (Owned by Paul Allen)
San Diego Wave (Owned by Tiffany Disney)
Orlando Pride (Owned by Malcolm Glazer)
New York Power (Owned by MSG Holdings)
Utah Honeybees (Owned by Gail Miller)
Bay Area Cyber Rays (Owned by Ron Burkle)​

Professional Sports as of 2009

Major League Baseball​

NL East	NL North	NL South	NL West
Brooklyn Dodgers Montreal Expos Philadelphia Phillies Pittsburgh Pirates	Chicago Cubs Milwaukee Brewers Minnesota Twins St. Louis Cardinals	Atlanta Hammers Cincinnati Reds Florida Marlins Houston Astros	Arizona Diamondbacks Hollywood Stars San Diego Padres San Francisco Seals
AL East	AL North	AL South	AL West
Baltimore Orioles Boston Red Sox New York Yankees Washington Grays	Chicago White Sox Cleveland Guardians Detroit Tigers Toronto Blue Jays	Denver Zephyrs Kansas City Monarchs Tampa Bay Devil Rays Texas Rangers	Los Angeles Angels Oakland Athletics Portland Beavers Seattle Mariners

National Football League​

AFC East	AFC North	AFC South	AFC West
Baltimore Marauders Buffalo Bills New England Patriots New York Jets (Moving to Willets Point/OTL Citi Field site in 2010; formerly Brooklyn Jets)	Cincinnati Bengals Cleveland Browns Indianapolis Colts Pittsburgh Steelers	Carolina Panthers Houston Oilers Miami Dolphins Tennessee Sabercats	Denver Broncos Kansas City Chiefs Las Vegas Raiders San Diego Chargers
NFC East	NFC North	NFC South	NFC West
Dallas Cowboys New York Giats Philadelphia Eagles Washington Heroes	Chicago Bears Detroit Lions Green Bay Packers Minnesota Vikings	Atlanta Falcons New Orleans Saints St. Louis Sorcerers Tampa Bay Buccaneers	Arizona Cardinals Los Angeles Rams San Francisco 49ers Seattle Seahawks

National Basketball Association
Alignment below takes effect in 2010-11​

Pacific	Northwest	Southwest
Golden State Warriors Las Vegas Vipers (2010-11 expansion) Los Angeles Lakers Phoenix Suns Sacramento Royals San Diego Clippers	Denver Nuggets Oklahoma City Bison (2010-11 expansion) Portland Trailblazers Seattle Supersonics Utah Raptors Vancouver Grizzlies	Dallas Mavericks Houston Rockets Memphis Express (2010-11 expansion) New Orleans Jazz San Antonio Spurs Spirits of St. Louis
Atlantic	Central	Southeast
Boston Celtics New Jersey Nets New York Knicks Philadelphia 76ers Pittsburgh Ironmen (2010-11 expansion) Toronto Dragons	Chicago Bulls Cleveland Cavaliers Detroit Pistons Indiana Pacers Milwaukee Bucks Minnesota Timberwolves	Atlanta Hawks Charlotte Hornets Kentucky Colonels Miami Heat Orlando Magic Washington Federals

Professional Hockey
NHL​

Pacific	Northwest	Midwest	Frontier
Las Vegas Silver Knights Los Angeles Kings Mighty Ducks of San Diego San Jose Sharks	Calgary Hitmen (merger of IHL Hitmen with NHL Bandits) Edmonton Oilers Seattle Thunderbirds Vancouver Canucks	Chicago Blackhawks Milwaukee Admirals Minnesota North Stars Winnipeg Jets	Colorado Rockies Houston Aeros Oklahoma Twisters St. Louis Blues
Atlantic	Northeast	Central	Southeast
New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins	Boston Bruins Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Toronto Maple Leafs	Buffalo Sabres Cleveland Moondogs Detroit Red Wings Washington Capitals	Atlanta Flames Charlotte Checkers Tampa Bay Lightning Tennessee Titans

IHL​

East	North	South	West
Baltimore Skipjacks Cincinnati Cyclones Hamilton Bulldogs Hartford Whalers New Jersey Devils Quebec Nordiques Virginia Rhinos (Formerly Norfolk Fleet)	Grand Rapids Griffins Fort Wayne Komets Indianapolis Racers Iowa Heartlanders Kalamazoo Wings Saskatchewan Shockers (Expansion to replace the Peoria Rivermen) St. Paul Wild	Dallas Pegasus Florida Panthers Kansas City Grillers Kentucky Thoroughblades New Orleans Revelers Orlando Solar Bears San Antonio Iguanas	Anchorage Aces Idaho Steelheads Long Beach Ice Dogs Phoenix Roadrunners Portland Buckaroos Spokane Sockeye (Expansion to fill the void of the Hitmen/Bandits merger in Calgary) Utah Grizzlies

30 teams in the Arena Football League, really? And does the IHL need that many teams? Just sayin’, trying to be realistic here.

 

[OldNavy1988]

30 teams in the Arena Football League, really? And does the IHL need that many teams? Just sayin’, trying to be realistic here.

The Arena league merged itself with AF2 and one of the knock off indoor leagues. Ion, formerly PAX TV, is the main TV partner for Arenaball, along with ESPNick.

Some of the smaller market IHL teams like Fort Wayne and maybe Grand Rapids will likely be absorbed by the AHL to become farm teams for the NHL.

Some of the larger market IHL clubs like New Jersey, Long Beach, Phoenix, Portland, Dallas, New Orleans, Orlando and the Florida Panthers are planning to stay put so that the league can still keep its current time slots on ESPN and the Disney/Fox Sports platforms (Fox, FX & FSN with VH1 serving as an overflow option).

 

[OldNavy1988]

@WB18

A "skinny" IHL should look something like this...

Eastern Conference
Baltimore Skipjacks
Cincinnati Cyclones
Florida Panthers
Hamilton Bulldogs
Hartford Whalers
Indianapolis Racers
New Jersey Devils
Orlando Solar Bears
Quebec Nordiques

Western Conference
Dallas Pegasus
Kansas City Grillers
Long Beach Ice Dogs
New Orleans Revelers
Phoenix Roadrunners
Portland Buckaroos
San Antonio Iguanas
St. Paul Wild
Utah Grizzlies

 

[Goldwind2]

Right now, Obama is lifting the Cuban embargo. It'll take some time for Kim Jong Nam to open up North Korea to the West but he might still face pushback from Jong Un.

you sid that it would be 2014 at the ealry before a major themepark opens in cuba. I hope the project is annunced in 2010 or 2011. I feel that havana varode or santigo

 

[OldNavy1988]

you sid that it would be 2014 at the ealry before a major themepark opens in cuba. I hope the project is annunced in 2010 or 2011. I feel that havana varode or santigo

I did. But the issue is that I want it to be close enough to a major city that it can be accessible via a major roadway.

 

[Goldwind2]

I did. But the issue is that I want it to be close enough to a major city that it can be accessible via a major roadway.

The resort town of varode is ealsy accesable form havana. Also judign by a from air photo on the wikipedia varode page there is room to build